Kevin Garnett vs. Lamar Odom
August 5, 2008 0 Comments
We are still excited about the Celtics winning their 17th NBA Championship. The difference in their respective performances and preparedness can be explained by their daily non-game day routines:
KG
- 10AM to 1 PM: Full practice with team
- 1-1:30 PM: Defensive slides with Pierce
- 2- 2:30 PM: Macro-biotic power lunch consisting of carefully measured raw eggs, tofu, peanuts, bean sprouts, pomegranates, salmon, grapes and granola
- 2:30 - 3 PM: Shooting practice
- 3- 4 PM: Defensive drills with Perk
- 4- 5 PM: Meditation and stretching
- 5- 6 PM: Film Session with coach Thibodeaux
- 6-7 PM: Hunts, kills, and eats a bobcat with his bare hands
- 7-8 PM: Film session II
- 8-10 PM: Conditioning session with Walter Norton
- 10 PM - 6 AM: Watches tapes of next opponent while eating glass
- 6- 8 AM: Shooting drills
- 8 AM: Macro-biotic power breakfast consisting of raw eggs, tofu, peanuts, bean sprouts, pomegranates, salmon, grapes and granola
ODOM
- 10 AM - 1 PM: Full practice with team
- 1 - 2:30 PM: PlayStation 3 in the back of the Escalade in the Staples center parking lot. Includes 5 gigantic bong hits
- 2:30 - 2:45 PM: Stop at Del Taco. Three crunchy tacos, no cheese. Extra hot sauce. Large orange soda.
- 2:45 - 2:49 PM: 2 more bong hits
- 2:49 -5 PM: BBQ time at Tony Romas! 1.5 slabs of ribs, 1 chicken, 1/2 lb. potato salad, large fries, 1/2 lb cole slaw, 1 pitcher of Amstel Light
- 5 - 5:05 PM: 1 bong hit interrupted by phone call from 50 Cent
- 5:05 - 8 PM: America’s Funniest Home Videos!!!!!
- 8 - 11 PM: Special session with 5 female fans in basement. Yes, there is a pole in the basement
- 11 PM - 5 AM: Jets back and forth to the Palms and Spearamint Rhino in Vegas
- 5 AM - 8 AM: Breakfast at Waffle House: Bacon, patty sausages, waffles, chicken, gravy and home fries.
Filed Under: Boston Celtics, Los Angeles Lakers, NBA
Comments
By "hunts, kills, and eats a bobcat" I assume you mean a member of the Charlotte Bobcats, and not an animal.
i'm assuming it was a real bobcat...look at KG's hand? Yeah, real bobcat.
I'm assuming most of that time between 6-7 is spent cooking the bobcat, because it wouldn't take a whole hour for KG track one down and kill it. I'd give it 30 seconds, tops.