Brett Favre Successfully Defecates at Jets Training Camp, Mangini “Impressed”

August 11, 2008 0 Comments

It was another big day in both the history of the New York Jets and the legend of Brett Favre. After the morning practice session at Capital One Bank Jets Training Camp at Hofstra University, Favre took a personal break in the school lavatory. Observers have reported that it was Favre’s first defecation as a Jet, a truly epic milestone.

“I think he was in there for about 47 minutes,” said lifetime Jets fan Tony Bussolari. “A couple other people, though, said it may have been closer to 55 minutes.” We’re still waiting for final confirmation on the length and diameter of the excrement.

Before the start of the afternoon session, Jets head coach Eric Mangini was heard saying to quarterbacks coach Brian Daboll “I hope someone got a photo of it.”