NY Mets’ Billy Wagner Injures Elbow While Rubbing One Out to Photos of David Wright’s Girlfriend

August 19, 2008 0 Comments

It is being reported this evening that NY Mets’ All-Star closer, Billy Wagner (seen above in an undated photo) is out indefinitely due to pain and swelling in his pitching elbow. ”It’s in the elbow, it’s in the tendon,” Mets’ general manager Omar Minaya said.

When inquiring further, Carlos Delgado was quoted as saying, “Shit, man, Billy and I came across some photos of [David] Wright’s girlfriend (right) when we were having some drinks at his apartment downtown. That bitch is fucking hot.”

When Mr. Wright confronted Mr. Wagner about the photos, Mr. Wagner responded, “Does she have a big stain on her face?” which Mr. Wright responded, “No.” ”Then I haven’t seen them,” Mr. Wagner said as he walked out of the Mets’ clubhouse.