Bill Belichick Annexes Poland, Privatizes Oil Industry

August 5, 2008 0 Comments

In a stunning turn of events today, New England Patriots Head Coach, Bill Belichick, annexed the whole of Poland and privatized their (his) oil industry.[digg=http://digg.com/football/Bill_Belichick_Annexes_Poland_Privatizes_Oil_Industry]In his speech to the people of Poland, which he gave today in Warsaw, Belichick said, “Man does not exist for his own sake, but to add a laborer to the team. I denounce the peacemakers in this country for their lack of patriotism and exposing this country to danger.” There have been no reports if anyone from the Patriots roster plans to join his cabinet.