Korean Gymnast Loses Virginity During Pommel Horse Routine

August 10, 2008 0 Comments

Olympic history was made today when Kim Park Lo became a woman while competing in the pommel horse. The eighteen year old gymnast was successfully penetrated by the pommel horse while executing a challenging Tong Fei maneuver.

According to Korean tradition, Lo and the Pommel horse will be married in a ceremony at a later date. Lo was at first surprised by the aggressive actions of the pommel horse, but obediently acquiesced after making eye contact with her coach, Park Lo Kim.

“I opened my butterfly of paradise as my duty as a Korean. I am grateful the horse has chosen me” said Park through an official North Korean information minister.