Archive for the ‘MLB’ Category
Jason Varitek’s Wife Actually Filed For Divorce Because He Can’t Hit a Fastball
September 11, 2008 No Comments
Official legal documents were acquired today which stated the details of the separation between Boston Red Sox catcher, Jason Varitek, and his wife, Karen.
Filed Under: Boston Red Sox, MLB
NY Mets’ Billy Wagner Injures Elbow While Rubbing One Out to Photos of David Wright’s Girlfriend
August 19, 2008 No Comments
It is being reported this evening that NY Mets’ All-Star closer, Billy Wagner (seen above in an undated photo) is out indefinitely due to pain and swelling in his pitching elbow. ”It’s in the elbow, it’s in the tendon,” Mets’ general manager Omar Minaya said.
Filed Under: MLB, New York Mets
Girlfriend Of New York Mets’ David Wright Enough To Jerk Off To
August 19, 2008 No Comments
After a thorough review by a nine-member panel at the New York City Civilian Review Board yesterday, it was ruled by a 6-3 margin that New York Mets’ third baseman, David Wright’s girlfriend, Molly Beers, has enough positive qualities to jerk off to.
Filed Under: MLB, New York Mets
Jason Bay Is Learning How To Play In Boston
August 4, 2008 No Comments
Newly acquired left fielder Jason Bay has been quickly adapting to the rough environment of Boston sports. Speaking on WEEI with Dennis & Callahan, Bay described how he has been able to succeed in Boston so quickly. “Well, I’ve been taking classes at Bunker Hill Community College and one of my professors has been a real asset to understanding the Boston sports scene.” And what were Bay’s thoughts on being traded for Manny Ramirez, one of the greatest hitters in the history of baseball? “That’s a good question and it’s something I’m coming to terms with, ” Bay said. “My professor from Bunker Hill keeps telling me ‘It’s not my fault’ and I’m slowly beginning to believe that. It’s not my fault.”
Filed Under: Boston Red Sox, MLB
