Archive for the ‘New York Mets’ Category
NY Mets’ Billy Wagner Injures Elbow While Rubbing One Out to Photos of David Wright’s Girlfriend
August 19, 2008 No Comments
It is being reported this evening that NY Mets’ All-Star closer, Billy Wagner (seen above in an undated photo) is out indefinitely due to pain and swelling in his pitching elbow. ”It’s in the elbow, it’s in the tendon,” Mets’ general manager Omar Minaya said.
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Girlfriend Of New York Mets’ David Wright Enough To Jerk Off To
August 19, 2008 No Comments
After a thorough review by a nine-member panel at the New York City Civilian Review Board yesterday, it was ruled by a 6-3 margin that New York Mets’ third baseman, David Wright’s girlfriend, Molly Beers, has enough positive qualities to jerk off to.
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