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Kobe Bryant Would Play in Europe Because Rape is Legal in Italy
August 8, 2008 No Comments
Los Angeles Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant said today that he’d accept $50 million a year to play professional basketball in Italy. “I’d go. I’d probably go,” said Bryant, during a USA Basketball press conference on Friday morning. When asked what would attract him to playing in Europe other than the money, Kobe answered, “Well, I grew up in Milan so it’d be great to play near my old home…plus, rape is legal in Italy, so I’d get all up in that, you know what I’m saying?”
Filed Under: Los Angeles Lakers, NBA
Kevin Garnett vs. Lamar Odom
August 5, 2008 No Comments
We are still excited about the Celtics winning their 17th NBA Championship. The difference in their respective performances and preparedness can be explained by their daily non-game day routines:
KG
- 10AM to 1 PM: Full practice with team
- 1-1:30 PM: Defensive slides with Pierce
- 2- 2:30 PM: Macro-biotic power lunch consisting of carefully measured raw eggs, tofu, peanuts, bean sprouts, pomegranates, salmon, grapes and granola
- 2:30 - 3 PM: Shooting practice
- 3- 4 PM: Defensive drills with Perk
- 4- 5 PM: Meditation and stretching
- 5- 6 PM: Film Session with coach Thibodeaux
- 6-7 PM: Hunts, kills, and eats a bobcat with his bare hands
- 7-8 PM: Film session II
- 8-10 PM: Conditioning session with Walter Norton
- 10 PM - 6 AM: Watches tapes of next opponent while eating glass
- 6- 8 AM: Shooting drills
- 8 AM: Macro-biotic power breakfast consisting of raw eggs, tofu, peanuts, bean sprouts, pomegranates, salmon, grapes and granola
ODOM
- 10 AM - 1 PM: Full practice with team
- 1 - 2:30 PM: PlayStation 3 in the back of the Escalade in the Staples center parking lot. Includes 5 gigantic bong hits
- 2:30 - 2:45 PM: Stop at Del Taco. Three crunchy tacos, no cheese. Extra hot sauce. Large orange soda.
- 2:45 - 2:49 PM: 2 more bong hits
- 2:49 -5 PM: BBQ time at Tony Romas! 1.5 slabs of ribs, 1 chicken, 1/2 lb. potato salad, large fries, 1/2 lb cole slaw, 1 pitcher of Amstel Light
- 5 - 5:05 PM: 1 bong hit interrupted by phone call from 50 Cent
- 5:05 - 8 PM: America’s Funniest Home Videos!!!!!
- 8 - 11 PM: Special session with 5 female fans in basement. Yes, there is a pole in the basement
- 11 PM - 5 AM: Jets back and forth to the Palms and Spearamint Rhino in Vegas
- 5 AM - 8 AM: Breakfast at Waffle House: Bacon, patty sausages, waffles, chicken, gravy and home fries.
Filed Under: Boston Celtics, Los Angeles Lakers, NBA
