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National Institute of Health Reports that 100% of Fantasy Football League Commissioners at No Risk for Contracting Sexually Transmitted Diseases
August 12, 2008 No Comments
In a long awaited study before the start of fantasy football drafts everywhere, The National Institute of Health has revealed that 100% of fantasy football league commissioners are at absolutely zero risk for contracting a sexually transmitted disease. “That’s good to know,” said Mike Righetti, a self-proclaimed fantasy football fanatic and Philadelphia Eagles fan from Cinnaminson, NJ, who is entering his ninth year as commissioner of a league known as “The Eagles Nest”.
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