Posts Tagged ‘Brett Favre’
Brett Favre Successfully Defecates at Jets Training Camp, Mangini “Impressed”
August 11, 2008 No Comments
It was another big day in both the history of the New York Jets and the legend of Brett Favre. After the morning practice session at Capital One Bank Jets Training Camp at Hofstra University, Favre took a personal break in the school lavatory. Observers have reported that it was Favre’s first defecation as a Jet, a truly epic milestone.
Filed Under: Green Bay Packers, NFL, New York Jets
Favre Drama Continues As He Confirms He Is Two Weeks Late For His Period
August 7, 2008 No Comments
The drama continued Thursday morning as representatives for Brett Favre confirmed he is two weeks late for his menstrual period.
“On top of all the drama about his team liking him, and maybe moving to another team where they wouldn’t be mean to him, Brett was dealing with a potential unexpected pregnancy” commented Favre’s agent James “Bus” Cook.
Filed Under: Green Bay Packers, NFL, New York Jets
Drew Bledsoe Supposedly Reporting to Packers Training Camp
August 5, 2008 No Comments
Reports are coming in from all over the airwaves that ex-Cowboys, Bills, Patriots QB Drew Bledsoe is on a private plane as we speak and on his way to Lambeau Field to report to Green Bay Packers training camp.[digg=http://digg.com/football/Drew_Bledsoe_Supposedly_Reporting_to_Packers_Training_Camp] Citing the Packer’s need for more predictable game ending interceptions, it is supposed to be announced soon that Drew Bledsoe’s rights have been traded from the Cowboys to the Packers. Considering all of the PR mess that the Brett Favre saga is creating, Bledsoe’s arrival is bound to create even more turmoil. “What the fuck is going on here?” asked a perplexed Aaron Rodgers.
Filed Under: Dallas Cowboys, Green Bay Packers, NFL
